I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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