Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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