Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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