i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I cut my penus on the lid.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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