you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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