Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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