He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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