I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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