she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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