my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm always down for nudity.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
