i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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