yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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