This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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