I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
