forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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