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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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