Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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