Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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