You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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