After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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