I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it glows. i had to have it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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