Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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