Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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