Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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