I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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