some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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