i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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