She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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