wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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