did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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