So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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