Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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