what if I'm pregnant?
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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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