Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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