Ambien. No doubt about it.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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