he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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