So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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