i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I did not marry a roomba.
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