Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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