Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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