My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize