i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Two words: blizzard sex
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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