I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
