talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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