Having a random hookup so left but love u
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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