I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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