Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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