Buhtt sex?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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