if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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