he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
