I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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