Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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