I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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