can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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