Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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