I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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