i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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