He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
His hands were made for my vagina.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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